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PENFIGHT

ARCADE MULTIPLAYER

Flick your pen across the desk and knock the other one off the edge. Real physics, one shot each, no second chances — the classroom game, played against anyone.

  • Coming soon toApp Store

    iPhone & iPad · iOS 17+

  • Coming soon toGoogle Play

    Android 9+

No ads · Every pen earnable without paying · Plays with no signal

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HOW IT WORKS

Three seconds to learn

  1. 1

    Drag back

    from your pen, like a catapult. Further back, harder the shot.

  2. 2

    Let go

    and the whole flick is simulated — spin, ricochets, the lot.

  3. 3

    Knock them off

    the table. Hanging over the edge still counts, until it doesn't.

WHAT'S IN IT

A real game, not a physics toy

Physics, not animation

Every pen is a real rigid body. The tumble off the edge is simulated, which is why no two knockouts look the same.

22 pens in the garage

A flat carpenter pencil genuinely cannot roll. A metal barrel hits like one. The archetype is the physics, not the paint.

Slow-motion replays

Every knockout replays from three angles, called by a two-voice commentary booth that notices when you knock yourself off.

Ranked, with a weekly ladder

Divisions that reset each week, a rating that moves with the result, and a 20-second shot clock so nobody stalls.

Play with people in the room

Pass-and-play on one device for two to four, plus an AI opponent — both work with no signal at all.

No pay-to-win

Premium pens are a shortcut, never an advantage: every one of them has a path in the currency you earn by playing.

WAYS TO PLAY

Six of them, all shipping

  • 1v1Classic. One pen each, last one on the table wins.
  • Free-for-allThree or four pens, every one of them against you.
  • 2v2 teamsFriendly fire stays on, which is the entire joke.
  • Private roomsA six-character code, or a link you send. No queue.
  • TournamentsA bracket you host, run to a winner.
  • Pass-and-playOne phone, two to four people, no account.

GET THE GAME

FLICK. HIT. SURVIVE THE EDGE.

The listings are not up yet. Nothing here is a queue you can join or an address we can take — the buttons below light up the day the stores do.

  • Coming soon toApp Store

    iPhone & iPad · iOS 17+

  • Coming soon toGoogle Play

    Android 9+